i believe it is attempting to establish contact
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22 year old maths graduate and secondary school teacher in training from Aberdeen, Scotland. Enjoy. But not too much.
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*watching dj khaleds snapchat*
me: here we go
Dj khaled: lets go see what we gon have for breakfast today
Both of us at the same time: chicken sausage, egg whites, and water.. key to success
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This episode is a masterpiece.
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a concept: i am finally enough
concept: people stop using this stupid fucking post format
a concept: unclench yonder butthole
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