suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(via pizza)

apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via pizza)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via i-married-a-vox-populi)

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

(Source: 40514294s, via i-married-a-vox-populi)

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

imageimage

(via buttmeg)

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

(via jessicadrrew)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via quiixotical)

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

(via iwillmindfuckyou)