svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via dominicrook)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

(via tlyerjoseph)

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

(via txlover)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

chrismohney:

ANYWAY HERE WONDERWALL

chrismohney:

ANYWAY HERE WONDERWALL

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via ohhboee)

ierohxwell:

twenty one pilots + vessel

(via tylerjoseh)

comedycentral:

Nathan has a plan to help a liquor store owner on tonight’s new Nathan For You.

Click here for a clip.

frvt:

frvt:

remember when azealia banks reblogged furry porn

i was wrong she posted it

http://azealiabanks.tumblr.com/post/42564109394

(via nakedmallrat69)

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

(via pleatedjeans)