kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(via growup-sometimes)

theonion:

Mars Maven Begins Mission To Take Thousands Of High-Resolution Desktop Backgrounds

(Source: nosoundinspace, via brigwife)

You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!

(Source: communified, via when-the-hurlyburlys-done)

skateordiekillua:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via txlover)

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

(via joshpeck)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via highlyflammablex)

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

rhyse:

Someone took audio from Achievement Hunter’s heist videos and used it for the bank robbery scene from The Dark Knight

(via team-noice-dynamite)

fray24472:

themazerunnerdaily:

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he just sums up his life in 2 sentences 

(via brigwife)

(Source: fy-ellenpage, via jglxellen)

jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
me: what does cr1tikal look like

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via growup-sometimes)