(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pizza)

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

(via one-thousand-slim-jims)

joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

(via one-thousand-slim-jims)

yungterra:

gary_buSAYITWATCHIT.png(s)

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

(via txlover)

alotoflance:

does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

(via pizza)

peetasboxers:

either you put this many questions marks ???????????? or you put none

(via pizza)

when I wake up I’m afraid, somebody else might take my place

(Source: gallifreic, via thisfabledstreet)

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

(Source: meganmonroes, via margotdaily)

when it’s too much even for your own standards

(Source: titansdaughter, via fuckyeahannibal)